Guitar solo or giant slug? You decide!
Sure, if someone just snaps a picture of you rocking out hardcore, and presented that picture without context, you might look a little silly. Alternately, if someone snaps a picture of you holding an...
View ArticleThe President’s Bunghole, and other concerns
It has come to my attention that not everybody has seen this. In keeping with being the last person on the Internet to break news, I give you this amazing audio, wherein President Lyndon B. Johnson...
View ArticleKnitting: a sure sign of villany
From the truly surreal files, you remember the Batman villain Bane? This guy? You notice anything strange in his hand there? Turns out that our buddy Bane is a fan of the fiber arts. This may seem like...
View ArticleScience says I’m going to be eaten by zombies
A new study shows that Chicago is a terrible place to be during the (inevitable) zombie apocalypse. Specifically, it ranks 49th out of the 53 largest cities in the U.S. In general, I agree that big...
View ArticleSomething Seems Fishy…
When I was walking the kids to school this morning, I passed a notice pasted on a light pole. It’s not super common to have notices in my neighborhood, so I was curious, and I went to read it. It was...
View ArticleEmergency Cheese Services
As seen on the streets of Chicago: For when you just absolutely need cheese services, STAT! I’d like to note that that’s “services” plural. Look, I’m from Wisconsin, and even *I* can’t come up with...
View ArticleThat’s one good looking baby
Sara and I have been debating on whether he looks more like me or more like her. Thoughts? Filed under: Fun Stuff Tagged: baby, photoshop
View ArticleThe world’s only pirate banking software
Does this institution accept doubloons? Arrrg! Transfer to me checking. And hurry up! A Deadliest Catch marathon be on.Filed under: Fun Stuff Tagged: pirates
View ArticleSiren
See, she’s already sung one boat to its death on the rocks! (Everything about this is posed. Evelyn told me how to take the picture, decided how to sit, and then informed me what kind of photoshoping...
View ArticleHere we go again…
This can’t be happening to me. AGAIN. With that awful, awful dress still fresh in my mind, along comes the audio version: What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel pic.twitter.com/jvHhCbMc8I — Cloe Feldman...
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